[Ted just sort of sliiiides those cookies off to the side on a conveniently placed table, returning the kiss with growing passion. Damn, it's been way too long since he's kissed. And it hardly matters to him that Vivian might as well be a stranger.
"Might as well be" and not "is", because he knows her name, and clearly that means they're not strangers anymore. She's definitely not not a stranger because they swapped spit or anything.]
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"Might as well be" and not "is", because he knows her name, and clearly that means they're not strangers anymore. She's definitely not not a stranger because they swapped spit or anything.]