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May. 28th, 2010 12:20 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[Tavern filter]
[somewhere in the town in a crappy little tavern are Reno and Faith
she slams an empty shot glass on the table]
Alright, one time, I was in Boston. Like, newbie slayer, and this guy runs up to me after I dust this vamp, totally high on crazy, and he's like pissed 'cause I offed the vamp, right? And I start laughing 'cause dude seriously thinks I dusted his Morticia.
Next thing I know, we're halfway to a good time 'til he starts asking where I want his "dark prince."
Told him he'd have to bury that coffin with his owns hands. Seriously, ran with some freaks in my time, this guy was too corny even drunk.
[pours him a shot, and holds it up]
No way are you even getting this without spilling. Worst story pays up, Red.
[somewhere in the town in a crappy little tavern are Reno and Faith
she slams an empty shot glass on the table]
Alright, one time, I was in Boston. Like, newbie slayer, and this guy runs up to me after I dust this vamp, totally high on crazy, and he's like pissed 'cause I offed the vamp, right? And I start laughing 'cause dude seriously thinks I dusted his Morticia.
Next thing I know, we're halfway to a good time 'til he starts asking where I want his "dark prince."
Told him he'd have to bury that coffin with his owns hands. Seriously, ran with some freaks in my time, this guy was too corny even drunk.
[pours him a shot, and holds it up]
No way are you even getting this without spilling. Worst story pays up, Red.