[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
For fucking sakes. Someone shut it up. It's clearly a childish overreaction brought on by the hormones that make young women believe they're the princesses of the universe.

She acts as though she were the only one who's lost someone she loved to this wretched place. Give me a break, even I am not that selfish, and that is saying something.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
This headache is chronic.

Why the bloody hell are we making such a big deal out of "Father's Day"? What's there to celebrate? He didn't give me anything but lechery, and that demon offspring excuse for a step-brother. The end of the world will come before this beautiful, drop-dead gorgeous body even remotely resembles that!

I hope you're happy, father. You send me out to find a bride and get me locked up in Creepy Castle, while you get to chase all those frilly skirts around.

Shitty old man.


[ooc: Lui's old man looks like that, by the way. x'D]
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
Ugh. This place grows duller by the day. I'd say I were dead and rotting in hell, but the women would be better looking if I were.

In fact, I couldn't even kill a precious little thing here without her blossoming again but a few weeks later like a flower fresh out of winter.

I need a big bottle of aspirin, my gun, and a huge pair of breasts to squeeze or I feel I'll never revive.

I suppose I could attempt to assassinate Ravi again.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
Her room is bare. Her belongings gone like they were never there. Was I truly in the flowery fields of her dream this entire time? I will not be made a lovesick fool....

Where is she.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
My my, how horrible. There was a jousting right outside my door.

Princess Friederike, my beloved, are you safe? I would gladly put my life on the line were you in need of protecting. Your living, breathing presence is, after all the only thing I live for anyhow. Alas, the tides of love are powerful.
[transcribed exasperated sigh]


Oh, and Lady Ino? I still await your answer. I honestly would like to make my poor behaviour up to you. It's only right. I would not be a man if I walked freely after tarnishing the fragile feelings of a maiden such as yourself.

I do also hope that Lady Sansa is being properly cared for. And my heart is relieved to see that Lady Kaylee has recovered.

My so many concerns I have lately. I feel as if I haven't ever cared so much in my life.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
My, what a lovely evening this is~! I can't believe I've been cooped up in my room so long.

Princess Friederike, might you join me in the garden tonight for a stroll? I'm absolutely certain the blooming flowers would compliment you perfectly. Of course, no flower could ever compare to your beauty, my darling.

And Lady Sansa, I most humbly apologize for my negligence to you of late. I hope you've been faring well?

Lady Kaylee, what a horrible neighbour I have been, as well. Are you feeling better? Well. Whether you are or not, I'll certainly fetch you some flowers while we're out tonight.

In fact, I think I'll bring flowers for all the fair maidens with whom I have the absolute pleasure to be acquainted with. After all, nothing is better than a living, breathing lady~! ♥ ♥ Yes~

Spring is in the air. It's nice to have the spirits lifted.

Until then, dear castle,
Prince Ludwig

[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
... Ahem.

Idike, if that agreeable chump from yesterday and his woman can get it on in the castle, we can too. AND we're all the way up on the Eighteenth Floor so I doubt anyone would bother us. If they do, I'll shoot them. ♥

What do you say? My room or yours? I got new sheets the other day, you know. Leopard. Stylish.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
Ho-hum.

Princess Friederike, are you all right during this boring chaos, my dearest? If you are, then I'm not going to bother with anything. Though I might infiltrate your room later, since I fear you've been avoiding me as much as Will has. I'm going to kill him.

Jacuzzi party in my room, ladies? I think so. ♥ Bring, well, nothing.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com


You fiend!
That ugly thing with bad art skills pissed all over my sheets! Disgusting . Now I REALLY need Wilhelm. Where is that impossible man? Better yet, where's the little brat? I'm going to make him drink it back up with a straw before I skin him alive.

Idike, darling girl, I'm staying with you and you can't do a thing about it. Unless, of course, you refuse. In which case, I'm sure the Lady Sansa would take me in. I took her to a lovely dinner after all. ♥ How do you like that?

There's only one thing I can do to calm my anger aside from shooting that little brat: GET NAKED. Ladies, prepare yourselves, I am godly.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
Who: Lui ([livejournal.com profile] prettiernaked) and Sansa ([livejournal.com profile] starkly_sweet)
What: Lui "graces" Sansa with his presence in the dining hall.
When: The evening of March 27.
Where: 8th floor and dining room
Rating: PG-13 I guess just because Lui's a freak.

'Your selection tonight sir?' 'I hear the rack is good if you know what I mean' )
[identity profile] briarprincess.livejournal.com
Who: Griffith ([livejournal.com profile] griffith), Idike ([livejournal.com profile] briarprincess), Gatts ([livejournal.com profile] e_c_l_i_p_s_e_d), Ino ([livejournal.com profile] ireadurmind) and possibly Lui ([livejournal.com profile] prettiernaked).
What: We've got a General, a Princess and some stalkers -- it's quite the party. Griffith offers to escort Idike around the castle, perhaps unaware of their newfound and stalkerish company.
When: After 6:00PM this evening.
Where: The hall of Paradisa.
Rating: .. Depends. ♥

Read more... )
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
Private )

Now. To more important matters. I've lost something very, very important. To mark as a temporary substitute, I will need your cooperation. or else

Ladies. Your attention please.
I am going to require your measurements. Please write them down for me, along with your name.

And not you, Ravi. I don't want to know.
And not you either, Idike. I'll find out personally.


Yours Truly,
Prince Ludwig of Some Kingdom.
[identity profile] prettiernaked.livejournal.com
(dictacted) ... Well this castle certainly isn't father's castle. Even I'll admit the old man isn't compensating for this much. That can only mean one thing. 

.....! A notebook? Must be a guest registry or something. Kind of tacky.

(transcribed 'ahem' )
Where may I find the lovely princess of this castle? I am Prince Ludwig, here with my -- Wilhelm? -- ...Here to take you back to my kingdom.

Wait a moment. Something's not right. ..... Are there NO WOMEN here?! Not a D or a C.....not even an A for god's sakes. I.... I think I'm going to be sick.



WILHELM. This isn't funny.

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"Paradisa Lost" is the archive of what the journals contained between December 1st, 2006 and January 10th, 2012. On that final day, Paradisa issued new journals, so that the residents could fill them up again. While there are still residents around who have old journals, we have chosen to preserve the old journals here for muns' reference and history.

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