http://domeanthings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-07-22 06:48 pm
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Look, I'm happy I have a human body again. This is great. Really.

But I've gotta agree with everybody else bitching. Did the castle go with this just because it knew the clothes would piss everybody off?

[There's the sound of Tex rummaging through clothing.]

And York? I'm stealing some of your clothes. At least you get pants.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He bites his lip and goes rummaging around in one of his lockers. When he looks up, it's with a wicked-looking Slayer knife he got from Faith at Christmas.]

You hang on to this and I'll pick one up in town.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Tex looks over the knife and nods.]

Sounds like a plan. Any idea about the odds of us getting stuck in a siege?

[Evil castle is evil, after all.]
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Unknown. I will investigate for the presence of siege equipment.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, D.

[And back to more pressing interests at the moment, like devouring that sandwich.]
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually looks pretty adorable, taking tiny bites out of the cookie.

York looks back and forth between the two of them with a silly grin on his face.]

Could be worse.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Don't give the castle ideas, York. That's the last thing it needs.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. I'm the one who suddenly grew a damn fut coat here.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I noticed. It looks like the castle has magic 'what the hell happened to your head?' powers, too.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey!

...Maybe there's a medieval barber around here somewhere.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. Wonder why it grew your hair out, anyway.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Probably the same reason it put tights into my wardrobe.

Tights, Tex.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
...To make me laugh at you?
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that'd fit with why it gave you dresses, so maybe.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a whack directed at your midsection, York.]
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oof!

[Okay, yeah, he expected that. The chainmail shirt absorbs most of the impact, though.]

What, you gotta admit you in a dress would be pretty damn funny. Especially one of those princess dresses.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I like pants, thanks. How the hell am I supposed to fight in a dress?
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you are. This is the dark ages, Tex. Fighting was for guys and looking useless was for girls.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Because looking useless is exactly what I want to do.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well obviously they were wrong. That's why we're not still stuck in the Dark Ages back home. Probably one of your ancestors kicked some ass and changed things.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I like that thought.

[Pleased Tex is pleased.]
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Thought you might.

[York grabs a chair as he finishes off his sandwich and grabs some more, glancing up at Tex fondly.]

Damn shame it didn't give you any armor, though. Unless there's a chainmail bikini in there somewhere.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not wearing a chainmail bikini, either. I like having organs I need actually covered.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He grins shamelessly at that.]

You mean covered by more than just cloth.

[identity profile] domeanthings.livejournal.com 2010-07-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Tex just eyerolls.]

Yeah. But even cloth is better than nothing in the way of crap; at least things can get tangled in clothing.
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[personal profile] encryptedlock 2010-07-23 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
You want to see if we can get you a cloak or something?

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