[NO, RUBY LIKES THIS FILTER. SHE'S RUBBING IT IN. That's what Ruby does, okay, if she's being avoided by Sam, she can at least ruin someone else's life in small ways.]
Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, I mean, really, offering to pick the pieces back up? Adorable. But, I'm pretty sure I can wish for some off of the castle that you've all-too-aptly named.
You can relax, I'm not really interested in prying into the dirty details of your dad's jaunt into the valley of true love. [Except she ... seriously fucking is. But she'll be delicate about her prying, ok.] But, see, the funny thing is, where I come from, going halfsies with humanity gets you slapped with a nice, fat Antichrist label slapped on your forehead.
poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster
Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, I mean, really, offering to pick the pieces back up? Adorable. But, I'm pretty sure I can wish for some off of the castle that you've all-too-aptly named.
You can relax, I'm not really interested in prying into the dirty details of your dad's jaunt into the valley of true love. [Except she ... seriously fucking is. But she'll be delicate about her prying, ok.] But, see, the funny thing is, where I come from, going halfsies with humanity gets you slapped with a nice, fat Antichrist label slapped on your forehead.