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[ shuffle, shuffle, thud....

silence... then the sound of someone muttering--no hissing profanities, doesn't that sound vaguely familiar? anyway there is some more shuffling and another thud, the lovely sound of a fist hitting concert before a nice crack and some more colorful profanities. if you listen hard enough you can hear something about "that tentacle bitch" and something about "damn ice bastard" along with a few complaints here and there.

but then it suddenly stops and there is some more shuffling until finally you can hear him clearly hissing something like "fucking finally" yeah he lost his journal at some point during his comfortable stay in this shit hole. ]

Hey, hey, dickbags, I want out. Hurry the fuck up will you-- [ pause, flick flick flick... ]

What the hell? I almost get my head chopped off, dragged to some armpit of fucking Paradisa and no one bothers to check if I'm still alive? Yeah yeah, fuck you too, go die in a fire... full of zombies.

Piranha zombies.

( ooc; apologies in advance, tags may be slow. going to go visit my grandmother today. i will get to them eventually i swear )

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--Dante?! [OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN she knew he was being too quiet]

No, it's the god damn Easter Bunny.

Where are you?? I'll come find you.

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Do you try to be this stupid, or does it just come to you naturally?

Honestly, I think you're breaking records.

Fuck you.

What the fuck was I supposed to do? Run? In case you hadn't noticed the hundred foot tentacle monster is actually a speedy bitch.

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Piranha zombies. Well, you win points for creativity, if nothing else. What corner of this little slice of Hell did they drag you to, exactly? Must really be something if it's worth all the whining.

I'd come up with something better if I haven't spent the last damn week eating the worlds sloppiest burgers, that shit makes sloppy joes look like a gourmet meal. It's a god damn murder basement, only minus the creepy Satanist symbols plastered on the walls in blood, instead there is this lovely smell of stale water and feet.

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poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster -- I SAW NO FILTER FAIL

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Ruby -- SCORE!

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... you were missing?

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I thought it had been exceptionally quiet around here...

--Dante?! [OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN she knew he was being too quiet]

No, it's the god damn Easter Bunny.

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Do you try to be this stupid, or does it just come to you naturally?

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Piranha zombies. Well, you win points for creativity, if nothing else. What corner of this little slice of Hell did they drag you to, exactly? Must really be something if it's worth all the whining.

I'd come up with something better if I haven't spent the last damn week eating the worlds sloppiest burgers, that shit makes sloppy joes look like a gourmet meal. It's a god damn murder basement, only minus the creepy Satanist symbols plastered on the walls in blood, instead there is this lovely smell of stale water and feet.

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Ruby -- what filter fail, there was no filter fail!!

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poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster -- I SAW NO FILTER FAIL

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Ruby -- SCORE!

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... you were missing?

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I thought it had been exceptionally quiet around here...

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