http://onlyanapple.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] onlyanapple.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-12-02 07:38 pm

179 days of the year are even-numbered


[Book Buyers]
You have until the end of the day to return any books you bought from Closed From Refurbishment, you'll get your money back. This is me. Asking you nicely. It's the only chance you'll get to do this the easy way.
[/Book Buyers]

[Faye]
Come down to the lobby.
[/Faye]

[Should you go down to the lobby today, you’ll find a large walk-in box standing to one side. A sign above it proclaims ‘The Secret To Paradisa’. The door to the ‘secret’ is locked, but there’s a collection box next to it asking for a 10 caiso donation for entry.

Despite the fact that he is indeed in the lobby, no one will see Crowley, as he’s currently Going Unnoticed. But he’s chilling in a corner, waiting for his buddy to show up.
]

[[ooc: Totally open post (journal post for those filtered), have your character react to the box however you like.]]

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
And a pleasure to meet you! I don't believe I caught your name.

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2010-12-30 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[POSE.] Dark. Wing Duck, at your service!

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2011-01-07 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[laughs] Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Darkwing Duck.

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Same to you! .... Now .... what d'you suppose THIS thing is? [gestures to the box]

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2011-01-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
This thing? What thing?

[spins in a circle as he tries to figure out what DW could be referring to. Finally, he stops, staring straight at the box. After a full 15 seconds of just staring at the damn thing, it dawns on him.]

Oh. OH! This box! [grins at DW] I haven't the slightest idea!

1/3

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2011-01-12 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, step aside! I'll use my deft deductive reasoning to discern its designation!

[does about three more rounds around the box. looks it up and down with the magnifying glass. uses a couple of plunger-looking things to climb up on the top. climbs back down with a very critical look on his face]

2/3

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2011-01-12 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[deep breath]
Edited 2011-01-12 15:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2011-01-12 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[annnnd he just sort of DEFLATES]

.....yeahmeneither.

[identity profile] hulloeverything.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Only one way to find out, then.

[he digs in his pocket and comes up with the money, dropping it in the box and opening the door]

[identity profile] terrorwhatflaps.livejournal.com 2011-01-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[and inside, the intrepid explorers indicate the existence of..........?]