[and in through the front doors she waltzes! You've all missed her, haven't you? And you've all noticed that she was gone for nearly a month, right? Of course you have! And, in the unlikely event that you have not, you should probably act like you have, and pretend that you've missed her, if you want to avoid being bitched at. She flips the journal open as she saunters in, and carries on as if you have all been sitting around and waiting to hear how her little 'vacation' went--]

...Boy, it seems like forever since I've seen this place. It's almost nice to be back, you know?

[wandering right into the kitchen for something to eat, though she's still going to have the ghosts make it for her. She's missed the castle's luxuries]

So, what have I missed? I know there's got to be at least a few good stories to tell. I forgot to keep track of a few episodes of Castle Gossip while I was out relaxing. ...You know how it is when you're on vacation.

And how about all you new people-- adjusting well to the insanity so far? Here's a little free piece of advice to get you started: the very first thing you should do is test out the wishing system. I really don't think people push the castle's limits enough around here...

[...sorry. It's been nearly a month since she's trolled anyone. She's got a lot to get out of her system]