Right, so... I probably should have made this PSA before Halloween, but this is a friendly reminder to lock your doors, Paradisans. Paradi..sians? Residents? I digress. Deadbolts are probably a good idea, too. It's actually a little unnerving how easy it is for someone to barge in. Then again, they've got some guts to bust into a random room, if that's the game they're playing. You never know who keeps grenades in their desks or can shoot lightning out of their fingers.

In other news: babies. Still cute, still kind of gross, too. Freakish amount of Halloween costumes for itty bitty people.