http://totesadorkabull.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-12-29 01:34 am
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uMM, i CAN SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING OVER THIS, uHH THIN BOOK, tHROUGH WRITING THINGS,
sO IF SOMEONE CAN READ THIS i NEED SOME ASSISTANCE, mAYBE,
i'VE FALLEN, a LITTLE, aND i DON'T THINK i CAN GET BACK UP RIGHT NOW,
mY FOUR WHEELED DEVICE ISN'T ANYWHERE, tHAT i CAN SEE, aND i THINK i NEED IT, aGAIN,
bECAUSE MY LEGS AREN'T WORKING, aND ALSO THEY FEEL KIND OF, uMM SOFT,
lIKE THEY AREN'T METAL, aNYMORE,
(tHEY WEREN'T METAL, lAST i REMEMBER, bUT THAT WAS DIFFERENT, aND COMPLICATED, uHH,)
iF THERE IS ANYONE WHO ISN'T BUSY, i WOULD APPRECIATE, iF YOU COULD HELP, a LITTLE,

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[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:35 am (UTC)(link)


[Well doesn't that sound familiar.]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, yes it does. omg is he going to have another crazy stalker trying to hurt him at every turn?! The horror. And then, the anger.]

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)


[It's okay Tav, Eridan totally convinced himself that he understands what it's like, being misunderstood or some shit.]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[The reply takes a long while, because he has to drag himself to the door and back, but he sends Eridan a number.]

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)


[lolol taking that way too personally but soon enough you'll have +1 seadweller suddenly barging his way into your room unannounced!!!]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still trying to figure out how to respond to that when Eridan marches in. He's got himself propped awkwardly against the side of the cushy satin-covered bed, and both sandals are missing, having fallen off when he was dragging himself around.]

Oh! I'm, umm, sorry. You startled me, a little. Thank you for coming.

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Looking around with a disgusted expression; the room is just so...horrible. Exactly like his own before he'd done it up. He'll just sort've wander around looking through things while speaking.]

Yeah, yeah, wwhatevver Tavv. I get howw big a deal this is, you havvin' a highblood goin' outta his wway to help you in your time a need, no need to go on about it.

So wwhat's the fuckin' problem exactly?

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't, um, get back on the rectangular device, or the chair over there, without falling, and I am lacking a four wheeled device to get around in.

Someone said something about wishing, but, um, I'm not sure those are things that are real? I didn't think they were...

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not wwishin' in the traditional sense cause you're right all that shit is fakey fake nonsense that only uneducated types believve in.

[Sighing, then finally turning his attention towards Tavros.]

Howwevver it does havve some kinda appearifyin' system built into this buildin', so wwhen you ask for somethin' it can make it materialize for you.

Kinda like wwishin' but wwithout the nonsense magic bullshit.

An' don't let anyone tell you otherwwise either.

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is useful, but, how do I get the building to appearify things? Is there a device somewhere, or do I just ask?

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Just ask.

I got my wwand back by askin' and that wwas one of a kind shit so a four wwheeled devvice shouldn't be too much to ask for.

[Then he remembers it was sort've taken from him but whatevz, he's hardly going to tell you about how embarrassing that was.]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So, um, if I say... I want my four wheeled device, I would--

[And BAM, wheelchair. He makes a tiny sound of joy and immediately starts dragging his way over to it.]

Oh! It worked. That is a very good thing to know. Thank you.

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, don't mention it.

[Oh he totally saved the day, natural for a highblood really, easily solving all the problems easily cause they're just sooooooo simple to a highblood like him.

No way in hell is he helping you onto that thing though.]

Hey, uh...Tavv.

Wwhat's the last thing you remember before you got here?

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I was, um, dead, and in the dream bubbles talking with Aradia. I think. Sometimes things are strange in the dream bubbles. Maybe, um, it was with the human Dave instead, but both things are things that happened, even if I'm not exactly sure, what happened last.

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wwait, wwhat the fuck? Wwho the fuck culled you?

Did Gamz get you too?

[Oh god he's panicking he's somehow forgotten murdering you too DON'T SAY IT WAS HIM HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT.................]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No. Why would Gamzee, umm, do anything, that is, hurt me? He is my, um, best bro, and always very nice. Even if sometimes he talks about things that I don't really understand, well.

It was Vriska, that killed me. She was planning something very bad, for all of us, so I had to try to stop her. Or at least, slow her down a little. I think I might have done that. Slow her down, I mean.

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh thank god. Sighing in relief.]

Wwell fuck I nevver thought she'd really do it but wwhatevver. That kinda sucks.

An' if you really don't knoww then I think wwe need to havve a talk about Gamz.

[You know how some people think you shouldn't tell the others this? It never crossed Eridan's mind he should avoid something like this.]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-05 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it was a thing that sucked. But, um, being dead wasn't bad, really. The dream bubbles were very nice, and I could walk again, without robot legs or anything else. Which, um, I guess didn't last now that I'm here, and alive again, I think? I feel like I'm alive, at least.

And, what about Gamzee? Did something happen, after I died?

[So worried about his friend }:(]

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah somethin' happened alright he completely lost his fuckin' plot an' killed Eq and Nep that's wwhat happened.

In fact if it wwasn't for Kan I think me, him an' Vvrisk wwere gonna havve some kinda three wway troll showwdowwn.

Wwhich I totally wwoulda wwon but wwhatevver, glub.
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[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh the horror. No, really.]

Gamzee-- H-He what? I can't, that is, Gamzee is always kind and gentle. Why would he hurt anyone?

[identity profile] hipstertastic.livejournal.com 2012-01-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, ask anyone here an' they'll fuckin' tell you the same thing.

Eq an' Nep are evven here so you could totally ask them about their ragin' clowwn induced death.

[ERIDAN YOU ARE THE MOST SENSITIVE TROLL. IT IS YOU.]

[identity profile] totesadorkabull.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOOO WHY WOULD HIS FRIEND DO THAT?]

I guess, asking will be a thing, that I have to do. Because, something must have happened, if he really did hurt people. Something must have made him hurt them, I think. But, I'm not very sure, it's not a dream or something, maybe.
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