Who: Asch, Colonel Troll, Bitty Dreck, Melon Woman, and anyone else that just wants to make Asch's day more "fun".
What: Asch arrives in Paradisa. He's not pleased by this.
When: Afternoon of Asch's arrival date.
Where: Outside the Castle.
Rating: Um... PG-ish? There will probably be swearing.

It was cold.

Why was it cold?

He had been in the bowels of the earth, standing on the platform of Yulia City, then all of a sudden POOF! Now it was bright and sunny and cold and there was no dreck for his sword to come down and stab. The weapon stabbed into the dirt and, as Asch wasn't exactly expecting that, he ended up fumbling over awkwardly to land face first into a snow bank. He was already pissed off before things suddenly changed, but now? Now he was livid.

It wasn't long before he was back up on his feet, stomping and storming around this weird castle as if that would help cough up some answers. Pretty soon he was going to start kicking down doors if a reason for him suddenly appearing in this weird place didn't make itself known fast.