http://wildandfire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2009-09-03 05:43 pm
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Twenty Three Rels

['Sup Paradisa. Have a strange whirring sound, a little like an ancient hard drive rebooting itself. There is a little more silence before the owner of this journal decides to speak. Those happy-fun tones of pure crazy? Yeah, they're gone now]

MEN-TAL CAP-AC-IT-Y IS NO LONG-ER COMP-RO-MISED. IN-IT-I-AT-ING ATT-ACK STRAT-EG-Y. BEG-IN RE-PAIRS TO SYS-TEMS.

[And he's just noticed the open journal]

YOUR END IS APP-ROACH-ING PA-RA-DI-SA.
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[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[quietly grim and very, very angry]

Iiii ... knew it.

[identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hello hate, you and I haven't been good bedfellows for a while]

DOC-TOR. YOU WILL BE EX-TERM-IN-ATED WITH THE OTH-ERS.

[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[SEETHING. oh, the seething!!!] Somehow, Caan, I very much doubt it. Whatever nefarious scheme you might be concocting in that overblown fascism factory you call a brain won't even BEGIN to come to fruition if I have anything to say about it.

And believe me. I have volumes.

[identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Caan no longer has a concept of laughing, but if he did, he so would be right now]

WHAT WILL YOU DO DOC-TOR? YOUR BE-LOV-ED TAR-DIS IS USE-LESS HERE.

[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[see Five bluff. BLUFF FIVE BLUFF]

That may be so, but I don't need it to defeat you! I've done it before, and I'll do it again! For such a self-proclaimed "intelligent species", you certainly never seem to learn, DO you!?

[identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS REG-EN-ER-AT-ION HAS NOT FOUGHT THE CULT OF SKA-RO. YOU ARE ILL EQ-UIPED DOC-TOR.

[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[glances at the journal. he ... didn't want to have to do it, but now he knows he has no choice]

That's what you think. [hello, Eighth, Ninth, and Tenth selves. you're about to be very grateful for chronicling your time here - whatever you've gone home to]

[identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
['Sup, Five. Have a Dalek who can think like his enemy thinks. 'Aint that a kick in the head?]

WILL YOU BE AB-LE TO READ ALL THOSE PAG-ES BEF-ORE I AM FUL-LY OP-ER-AT-ION-AL? I THINK NOT DOC-TOR. I THINK NOT.

[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL SNAP. stares at the journal in shock for a moment]

I don't need to read them all. You only need to remove one stone to topple a wall, Caan.
cloakand_danger: (echoes the beating of the drum)

Doctor

[personal profile] cloakand_danger 2009-09-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What is it, and how can I help?

Yuan

[identity profile] cricketycricket.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a Dalek, Yuan. A very self-aware Dalek. [draws an arrow over to his briefing entry (http://community.livejournal.com/paradisa/9585148.html)] I'd appreciate it greatly if you can pass the word - that's the first step. Awareness and prevention. The less damage done, the better.
cloakand_danger: (you wash your hands and come out clean)

Doctor

[personal profile] cloakand_danger 2009-09-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood.
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