http://wildandfire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2009-09-03 05:43 pm
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Twenty Three Rels

['Sup Paradisa. Have a strange whirring sound, a little like an ancient hard drive rebooting itself. There is a little more silence before the owner of this journal decides to speak. Those happy-fun tones of pure crazy? Yeah, they're gone now]

MEN-TAL CAP-AC-IT-Y IS NO LONG-ER COMP-RO-MISED. IN-IT-I-AT-ING ATT-ACK STRAT-EG-Y. BEG-IN RE-PAIRS TO SYS-TEMS.

[And he's just noticed the open journal]

YOUR END IS APP-ROACH-ING PA-RA-DI-SA.

[identity profile] chosenfake.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Success.]

Keep it to one syllable and maybe we'll be able to talk.

[identity profile] chosenfake.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they include brushing your hair?

[identity profile] chosenfake.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have hair?

No wonder you're so cranky.

[identity profile] chosenfake.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like a broken fon disc.