http://wildandfire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] wildandfire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2009-09-03 05:43 pm
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Twenty Three Rels

['Sup Paradisa. Have a strange whirring sound, a little like an ancient hard drive rebooting itself. There is a little more silence before the owner of this journal decides to speak. Those happy-fun tones of pure crazy? Yeah, they're gone now]

MEN-TAL CAP-AC-IT-Y IS NO LONG-ER COMP-RO-MISED. IN-IT-I-AT-ING ATT-ACK STRAT-EG-Y. BEG-IN RE-PAIRS TO SYS-TEMS.

[And he's just noticed the open journal]

YOUR END IS APP-ROACH-ING PA-RA-DI-SA.

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well you can forget about your date with Sophie! There will be no salad eating for you!

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT]

I don't think so, you... you gross alien octo-worm! You're not getting anywhere near Sophie! Don't make me sic Eliot on you!

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You will when he's through with you.

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if he exterminates you FIRST.

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
'Cause you know you'll lose.

[identity profile] sneakingly.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[snorts] Yeah, okay.

[Does Parker have a death wish?]