[recorded grumble, a cracking sound and a lovely string of cursing~]

My wife disappears, I wake up with a headache from hell, and now there's a splinter the size of the space needle in my leg.

Just how I wanted to start my day. Gotta love this place.

[another unintelligible grumble.]

Like the damn spiders weren't enough.

[Recorded over the journals]

Permission to come aboard!

Granted!

[And this cute little moment is followed by a nice dull thud and Dinah falls onto a bed somewhere in the castle... only the thing is...]

... [There's a muffled growl--someone just voiced their vast and varied frustrations--and beating the bed with their fist]

Olliiie! You'd better have put Clark up to this--!

I just got back from being kidnapped, I'm not about to put anyone up to anything. But if you don't mind, you wanna tell me where the hell you just disappeared to?