ext_357330 ([identity profile] devilmarked.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-10-24 12:42 pm
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[ shuffle, shuffle, thud....

silence... then the sound of someone muttering--no hissing profanities, doesn't that sound vaguely familiar? anyway there is some more shuffling and another thud, the lovely sound of a fist hitting concert before a nice crack and some more colorful profanities. if you listen hard enough you can hear something about "that tentacle bitch" and something about "damn ice bastard" along with a few complaints here and there.

but then it suddenly stops and there is some more shuffling until finally you can hear him clearly hissing something like "fucking finally" yeah he lost his journal at some point during his comfortable stay in this shit hole. ]


Hey, hey, dickbags, I want out. Hurry the fuck up will you-- [ pause, flick flick flick... ]

What the hell? I almost get my head chopped off, dragged to some armpit of fucking Paradisa and no one bothers to check if I'm still alive? Yeah yeah, fuck you too, go die in a fire... full of zombies.

Piranha zombies.


( ooc; apologies in advance, tags may be slow. going to go visit my grandmother today. i will get to them eventually i swear )

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite the kind of descriptive I was looking for, but better than what I expected.

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT RUBY'S ONE PASTIME IS STEALING DIGNITY AWAY FROM ENTERPRISING DEVILHUNTERS SUCH AS YOURSELF, DANTE.]

Understandable. I wouldn't want to strip you of the last of it. Not yet, anyway.

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[They'll be fighting like pitbulls for the last shreds of his dignity.]

I seriously hope you're not planning on me growing some benevolence in the next few days and deciding not to take you up on that offer. Because, I am very interested.

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Then, I won't have to pretend I feel bad crushing your dreams.

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll add that to my stories to con out of you list.

poor bastard who spent the week with a tentacle monster

[identity profile] leadhisarmy.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's okay. See, I'm dedicated once I find something I want to know.